A couple of comments/questions heard at our performances over the last few days:
(apropos of nothing): "My Birthday is February 24th!"
(cynical child): "Why is Baby Bear TALLER than Mama Bear??"
(other cynical child): "Why couldn't you FIND Goldilocks when she went behind the set and you did too?" (we do this Groucho Marx routine where we're chasing Goldilocks, she runs behind the set, we do too, we pretend we can't find her, come out, and walk away and look back and she's peeking her head over the TOP of the set. Many people find it funny. This child clearly did not.)
(realist child): "Bears don't HAVE whiskers" (I told him to Wikipedia it)
....hoping for some cuter questions over the last 2 days of our tour.
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